New Economic Stimulus Plan Proposed

Congress and President Bush? Call it a day. We’ve got an economic stimulus package right here - more Britney Spears for all.

Portfolio magazine estimates the annual value of Britney Spears to the U.S. economy is $120 million - and she hasn’t toured in years!

We knew Britney was stimulating in, um, other ways, but who knew she could potentially stave off a recession. Saved by Spears!

Britney Spears

The country just needs to think of new ways to market and distribute the money via troubled star. Maybe Rudy Giuliani can sponge off her a little and keep his hopes alive. There’s plenty to go around:

  • Record companies, promoters and licensers make $30-40 million annually because of her endorsements, record sales, etc.
  • The paparazzi $4 million from selling photos of her.
  • Celebrity gossip websites, magazines and other media make an estimated $75 million off Britney Spears every year year.
  • Kevin Federline, her ex-husband, pulls in more $1 million a year because of her - $35,000 a month in spousal / child support, plus $30,000 fees he gets from clubs from simply being K-Fed.
 

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