No matter which Democratic candidate you support, there’s no denying that last night’s primary results were ideal … for Spring entertainment value.

Wyoming and Mississippi, which hold their elections Saturday and Tuesday, aren’t likely to swing the razor-thin delegate race one way or the other.

We have co-frontrunners once again, and with more than a month off before Pennsylvania votes April 22, that’s like six more weeks of excitement! Nice!

The Stigmabuster believes this is by design.

One can watch clips of the New York Giants’ incredible Super Bowl win on YouTube only so many times, after all, and baseball is still a month away.

Despite the best efforts of global warming, winter weather still keeps the days short and cold, and the writers’ strike has pretty much killed TV.

What would America do without 24/7 exposure to these two stars?

In short, we have remarkably little to entertain us besides the Democratic race. Americans need more Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama!

Hill was a sure bet before Iowa, but left for dead, only to win New Hampshire, then drop 11 straight races in February, then turn the tables again last night.

Do Democrats like both Clinton and Obama so much that their goal is not to take on John McCain, but to provide an 11th-hour bailout to whoever needs it?

Who the heck knows, but one thing’s for sure in this unpredictable race - we’re predictably voting whichever direction keeps the thing going.