“Ever since I’ve been a little girl, I’ve felt the presence of God in my life… shooting is a way of life for many people.” - Hillary Clinton

Ever since Barack Obama opened his mouth and inserted his foot in San Francisco, he’s been trying to control the political fallout from Cling-gate.

His Democratic rival, meanwhile, saw a political opening.

Rather than considering the underlying social dynamics behind Obama’s remarks, she is amping up the rhetoric to cast the Illinois Senator as elitist** and herself as the gun-toting, God-fearing friend of the working Pennsylvanian!

Hillary Clinton is all about bull$h!t. Er, we mean, bulls eyes.

Of course, when asked when was the last time she actually went to church or fired a gun, an indignant Hillary responded:

“That’s not a relevant question for this debate.”

Okay… can we talk about some issues, then?

** - Isn’t being elite a good thing when you’re one of three people in the running for the job of U.S. President? Isn’t that what we’re looking for? People loved George W. Bush because, gosh, he’s just like an ordinary guy! That turned out well. Forget the war and economic turmoil - read these quotes! He can’t talk! If you’re running for President of the United States and you’re not head and shoulders above most people, then we’re officially terrified for the world.