Here’s a preview of tomorrow’s Pennsylvania primary. Oh, wait, it’s just a preview of tonight’s wrestling bout between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Yes, WWE Raw will stop at nothing for ratings, and tonight will be pitting the presidential candidates and Democratic senators against each other as they settle their differences the American way - in a pro wrestling ring.

The preview, which will likely mark the high point of a publicity stunt destined to be a train wreck when it actually plays out, appears below…

We’ve learned that three candidates themselves will also appear in taped messages, parts of which appear below. John McCain, for the record, is channeling the likes of Ric Flair, then Triple H, and finally Hulk Hogan. Outstanding.