You know those motivational posters you sometimes see in offices or even people’s bedrooms? The ones talking about synergy and optimism, determined to get you excited about the day? Or to hang in there when times are tough?

Well, all three of the remaining presidential candidates want nothing more than to convince you they are the one that can inspire, unite and create the brightest of futures for this great nation. If only it were that easy.

Here’s a look at some faux motivational posters we’d like to see starring Sens. John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama (and a bonus poster featuring the infamous, antiquated White House red phone) …