He’s inexperienced! He’s unelectable! He’s un-American! He’s out of touch! He’s elitist! He’s … a complainer! He can’t be trusted to answer the red phone at 3 a.m.!

Facing increasingly slim odds in the unending race for the Democratic Presidential nomination, Hillary Clinton has tried just about everything at this point.

With less than 48 hours remaining until the polls open in the critical Pennsylvania primary, Hillary needs a big win to claim the momentum. Don’t be shocked to see an actual kitchen sink hurtling through the sky at Barack Obama.

The commander-in-chief of the U.S.S. Kitchen Sink zeros in.

Will she succeed? Only time will tell if the kitchen sink strategy somehow propels Hillary Clinton to the greatest political comeback in modern history, or if it turns into a kamikaze mission, leaving a path of epic destruction in her wake.