John McCain is so old!

We’re not making fun of the Arizona Senator for kicks - he said this personally, at least a dozen times, on Saturday Night Live.

John McCain himself appeared on the show last night and delivered an address touting his age and record of fiscal responsibility.

Pretty funny.

So wary of runaway, pork-barrel government spending is Sen. John McCain that 15 percent of Arizonans must now get their drinking water from cactus!