This Just In: Barack Obama is a Terrorist Fist Jabber!
What, are you taken aback by this headline?
Don’t you remember the fist bump Barack Obama exchanged with his wife the night he sewed up the Democratic nomination?
As Fox News rationally explains below, how else could this gesture be interpreted other than to categorize it as a “terrorist fist jab?” (We had no idea so many Major League Baseball players were terrorists.)
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June 10th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
The pound! The right complicit media will make anything out of nothing to keep this nightmare going. to me with his wife it expressed a clandestine public kiss and I loved it. The other day when the Politician who introduced him did it it was an implied victory message. It can mean many things but the right will lie to keep this going any way they can and we must persevere over their disinformation juggernaut or we are in trouble!
June 10th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Oh dear God,
I nearly died laughing today after seeing what FOX suggested for the “fist jab”. Gee, I guess that makes most of us Americans plain old terrorists. I guess it’s time to put a ban on the fist jabs so as to not look like terrorists. Oh wait, does that mean we have to ban the “high-five” as well? *rolls eyes*