"Well, I don't have much job security." - Bill Clinton on why he still plays the saxophone
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. For six years I had declined to tell those kinds of jokes, because I have been told it is not presidential. But I feel kind of outdoorsy today." - Bill Clinton at a party at the Interior Department
"I'm someone who had a deep emotional attachment to 'Starsky and Hutch.'" - Bill Clinton
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"I asked him to do it because he was the only person that I could trust to read all 150,000 pages in the Code of Federal Regulations." - Bill Clinton, on asking Al Gore to tackle federal regulatory reform
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"Last year, the vice president launched a new effort to help make communities more liberal." - Bill Clinton
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening." - Bill Clinton
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy." — Bill Clinton, looking at National Geographic
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"It was a real sort of Southern deal. I had AstroTurf in the back. You don't want to know why, but I did." - Bill Clinton, on a truck he once owned
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008"When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale and never tried it again." - Bill Clinton
• Vote for this Quote! • May, 22nd 2008
NATIONAL[NOTE: Figures above are averages of the 3-6 most recent surveys in each area. Updated June 17]
